Everyone say that everything will change when u get married ...... ur husband might turn out to b a couch potato or ur wife might turn out to b some fat slob ..... hahaha !!
Here's some marriage jokes to share with u guys .... funny to laugh at ....
1) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
2) Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
3) Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
4) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one
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